Samantha love, is that you?

3 cups of joy. A pinch of intelligence. A teaspoon of reality. A dash of wishful thinking. A slice of bitch. And a spoonful of sugar. Mix and blend till smooth . Bake at 350' for 20 years.
/What's that my dear?/ Gotta main bitch/nudez/ All this mess smushed together
  • Sean Kingston: ♪She's indecisive♫
  • Me: What does that mean?
  • Sean Kingston: ♬She can't decide♩
  • Me: Thanks
coachella-kids: ☀ ☯ ✌ ✿ ☀

coachella-kids:

☀ ☯ ✌ ✿ ☀

gendercake:

my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls

zakkazzakkaz: Mom Orders Graduation Cake For Daughter, Asks Icer To Add Cap On The Photo Of Her Head, Gets Cat Instead OK BUT NO THIS IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OMFG

zakkazzakkaz:

Mom Orders Graduation Cake For Daughter, Asks Icer To Add Cap On The Photo Of Her Head, Gets Cat Instead

OK BUT NO THIS IS LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OMFG

cheeselock: laughingsquid: Hairy Stockings For Young Chinese Girls To Fend Off Perverts NEED

cheeselock:

laughingsquid:

Hairy Stockings For Young Chinese Girls To Fend Off Perverts

NEED

30down30more:

A short reenactment of my thought process

im-flyer-than-peter-pan: 8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell

im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

gabbyroars:

twinkxmonsoon:

this video changed my life

LMFAO DUMB BITCH

elegantpaws:

livviedoo:

lexxerduglas:

clorinspats:

shade-rartblog:

thewingedshadow:

elliotexplicit:

cineraria:

How to Fold a Shirt in Under 2 Seconds - YouTube
伊東家の食卓

I just did this. Legit.

the fuck

Clearly this is black magic at work here

been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way

WHAT THE SHIT

sorcery.

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terra-mater:

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